UPDATE: In light of the sad news about Senator Kennedy, I took out all of the parts about him. I may not disagree with anything he says or does, but I do not wish what he is going through on anyone.
*2008 Democrat National Convention
*Schedule of Events*
*7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
*7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
*7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
*7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
*8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET and Global Warming - Al Gore
*8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell
*8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry
*9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
*10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
*11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand
*11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
*11:20 pm THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF HUGO CHAVEZ - also Sean Penn
*11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
*11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean
*12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
*12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
*12:45 am NOMINATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON - Nancy Pelosi
*1:05 am CORONATION OF HILARY RODHAM CLINTON
4 comments:
That's hilarious. I have to say...I was a little stunned to see the title of this post on my Google Reader. I was not sure where this was going! Thanks for the laugh!
That's pretty funny...I'll have to pass this one on!
Glad to meet ya
Ebeth
Poor Teddy Kennedy, his toasting days are coming to an end shortly, may he take the time to repent before he meets Our Lord.
Ha, ha - I tricked you Mandy! That is what I hoped would happen.
Nice to meet you too ebeth!
Leticia - hmmm...you're right. I didn't even think about having this post up when I heard the news. Maybe I should take it down.
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